Irrelevant Experience

Things I’ve done that don’t warrant mention

  • Packed frozen meat patties at Chef Pierre in Cincinnati
  • Worked for a summer at Cincinnati Cold Drawn, a steel rolling mill
  • Corrected PhD’s grammar at the US Olympic Training Center’s Sports Science office
  • Fixed more computers than I can count
  • Worked at Bob Evans for 4 hours
  • Configured PCs, cleaned typewriters, hauled stuff at Infotxt, at age 14
  • Computer lab geek for many years. Don’t ask me to clear another printer jam.
  • Run a fishing booth for little kids at a local fair

Things I’d still like to do and get paid for it

  • Tend bar
  • Run a movie projector
  • Fix bikes
  • Go to school (oh wait, done that)
  • US President